There are times in life when you think you've heard it all, then something comes along and totally changes your perception of things. This is one of those things. This September from Slave Labor Graphics, comes a tale of a wooden boy, who stuck his nose where it didn't belong.
Yes, that's right. Pinocchio: Vampire Slayer. After seeing Geppetto die at the hands of vampires, Pinocchio swears revenge
This could either be the best idea I have ever heard for a comic book, or the worst. From what I have seen in the preview, I think this is going to be something so epic, Hollywood should try to option these rights immediately.
The only idea that I can think of that is better than this is Jesus Hates Zombies Featuring Lincoln Hates Werewolves.
You can pre-order your copy of Pinocchio: Vampire Slayer HERE